Updatizer

There's a ton of new news - er, I guess all news is new news? Well, no, some news is olds. But not this news, this is that good new news that you've been hearing so much about.

We're now Izer Technologies, Inc., a new we came up with by just taking 'patron' off 'Patronizer' and calling it a day. It took us five years to come up with this.

Along with our new name, we've got some other changes in store. One of them is that we're taking 'patron' off 'Patronizer,' which will soon just be Izer. CreditRoll is going that way, too. You'll be able to distinguish them based on the platform that they work on, along with [redacted] and maybe also [redacted]. Yeah, that's right, we've finally got new platforms in the works for Izer for all of you people using [redacted] who have wanted it. It's coming.

In addition, we're working on new expansions of Izer to make it more useful. Some of those will make the core function better and others will add auxiliary functions, including a whole additional way to [redact] your [redactions]. We'll have new updates about those soon.

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A New Chief Mystic

He That Is Shrouded By The Unknown, CEO (2017-2022)

They Dwell Amongst The Shadows, New CEO

Our longtime leader has departed on a quest to seek a new and more powerful source of magic. He remains our close confidant and loyal sycophant and also administrator of our code repository, which is a cool-enough sounding term that we don't have to make it seem cooler with wizardspeak.

The goal with this switcharoo is to improve communication between users and developers and also to give the old chief time to pursue his real dream, which is something about time travel and "the object that put this all in motion, which only I can destroy" I don't know, I wasn't really listening.

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Follow our Socials

You can follow us on Twitter @​magicizer. No, wait. The Dark One commands that you follow us on Twitter. There we go, that's the spirit. You have no free will. You do as was foretold, it is your destiny. Twitter is where we will be tweeting more and talking about upcoming changes and also whatever we want to talk about. It might get weird over there, but good weird.

Folks, we wrote this a couple months ago, and then we put this on hold, and now that we're doing it, it doesn't feel great to tell you to follow us on Twitter. You're welcome to do that, or come find us on Mastodon @[email protected]. You can follow us on Facebook if you want? Is Facebook good? Should we make a Substack? You can subscribe to this news feed using an RSS reader if you're an older creator or perhaps a sysadmin, I'm not sure who else still uses an RSS reader.